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Total Medals Earned: 420 (From 56 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,390 Points

A Shiny Minecraft tale

Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/25 points)

Battle Ready 5 Points

Superior Weapons

Mining Tools 5 Points

Proper tools for a proper job

Suit up 5 Points

Superior Diamond armour

DiamondHunter extraordinaire 10 Points

Hunting diamonds is childs play

Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 39/100 (475/2,000 points)

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Acid Bath 10 Points

08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Pro Wrestler 10 Points

05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Reap This 10 Points

05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Chair Massacre 25 Points

05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Balloon Master 50 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Mega Master 50 Points

06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points

07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points

07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Adventure Story

Medals Earned: 2/30 (20/600 points)

Newbie Mage 10 Points

Cast a spell for the first time.

Newbie Warrior 10 Points

Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.

Clouds Disappear 5 Points

Collapse a cloud by standing on it.

Ice is Slippery 5 Points

Stand on ice and slide around.

Lava is Hot 5 Points

Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.

Shrooms are Bouncy 5 Points

Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.

Watch Your Step 5 Points

Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.

Desert Dash 10 Points

Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.

Foe Bouncer 10 Points

Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.

Foe Juggler 10 Points

Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.

Forest Jog 10 Points

Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.

Frost Bite 10 Points

Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.

Glacier Run 10 Points

Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.

Master Mage 10 Points

Cast a level 3 spell.

Master Warrior 10 Points

Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.

Self Destruction 10 Points

Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.

Spikes are Painful 10 Points

Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.

The Credits 10 Points

Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.

Volcano Sprint 10 Points

Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.

Balanced Skillset 25 Points

Buy the weakest version of every spell.

Boss Immunity 25 Points

Defeat any boss without getting hit.

Endangered Species 25 Points

Defeat 1000 foes in total.

Level Grinder 25 Points

Reach an experience level of 30.

Power Up 25 Points

Max out your HP and MP.

Boss Hunter 50 Points

Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Foe Exterminator 50 Points

Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Gold Hoarder 50 Points

Collect every coin in every level.

Great Adventurer 50 Points

Open every treasure chest in every level.

The End 100 Points

Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

Medals Earned: 6/13 (95/450 points)

PHYSICAL THERAPY 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points

Enter a rift.

HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points

Finish the first level for each character.

JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points

Finish Mell's story.

RACE FOREVER 25 Points

Finish Fuzor's story.

THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points

Finish Naaij's story.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points

Find the incomplete area.

FULL POCKETS 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.

SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.

RACE TO THE END 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.

TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.

ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points

Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.

THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points

Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Bullet Audyssey

Medals Earned: 7/19 (50/395 points)

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.

Planet Sars 5 Points

Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Reach a max overcharge combo.

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox

Maximum Power 25 Points

Reach the maximum level.

Planet Penos 25 Points

Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.

The Malky Way 25 Points

Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Beat every stage in the game (including credits).

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Bullet Heaven

Medals Earned: 13/32 (135/600 points)

Boom 5 Points

Use a bomb for the first time.

Stray Bullets 5 Points

Get killed with no enemies on screen.

Counter Attack 10 Points

Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.

I Like Swords 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Matt.

Killer 10 Points

Kill 3000 enemies in total.

Pew Pew Pew 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Lance.

Power Up 10 Points

Fully upgrade any stat.

Punching Bag 10 Points

Get hit 100 times in total.

Shields On 10 Points

Collect 100 power ups in total.

Shooter 10 Points

Kill 300 enemies in total.

Sniper 10 Points

Kill 1000 enemies in total.

Ultimate Blade 10 Points

Kill 25 enemies instantly.

Bronze Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.

500k 10 Points

Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.

Angel Wings 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Natalie.

Bullet Hell 10 Points

Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.

Gold Farmer 10 Points

Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.

Max Power 10 Points

Fully upgrade all stats

Millionaire 10 Points

Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.

Slayer 10 Points

Kill 10000 enemies in total.

Stars Everywhere 10 Points

Play 10 levels as NoLegs.

Tree Hugger 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Anna.

Bullet Master 25 Points

Complete all bonus levels.

Gold Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.

Pacifism 25 Points

Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.

Platinum Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.

Silver Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.

The End 25 Points

Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.

3 Heart Challenge 50 Points

Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.

Mass Murderer 50 Points

Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.

Diamond Badge 100 Points

Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Chibi Knight

Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/155 points)

Dragon-slayer 5 Points

Beat Island Beast

Chibi-mage 10 Points

Get all 4 spells

Furball-slayer 10 Points

Beat Canyon Beast

Demon-slayer 25 Points

Defeat Demon Beast

Worthy-chibi 25 Points

Defeat all 3 knights

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Speed-runner 25 Points

Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Grinder 50 Points

Level up everything to level 8

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Concerned Joe

Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/225 points)

Gotcha 5 Points

Screw up in level 5

Look silly 5 Points

Do what the title says

U mad 5 Points

Find the troll face

Sonic 50 Points

Be faster than the elevator

Jailed 5 Points

Manage to trap yourself

Dance off 10 Points

Start a rave party

Fabulous 10 Points

You'll know it when you see it

Villain 10 Points

Grow a mustache

Impossible 25 Points

Somehow die in the menu

Maniac 25 Points

Jump 100 times in the tutorial level

Superhero 25 Points

Find the secret cape

Cure 50 Points

Find the cure for your disease